Sunday, January 16, 2011

Kentucky Beat LSU So Bad....

....Les Miles decided to eat the remaining grass on the sidelines of Tiger Stadium.

...the Hornets announced that they want to follow the Jazz to Utah.

...Shaq said he was more embarrassed by the loss than he was by "Kazaam".

...that Dale Brown got a technical for complaining about the popcorn at Rupp Arena. (Nice seeing Dale again, wasn't it? You wonder what he talks about with Joe B. Hall.)

Anyway.

Kentucky beat LSU so bad...that the French were glad they sold everything to Thomas Jefferson.

...gumbo called in sick today.

...Saints fans were offering paper bags to LSU students.

...Bourbon Street actually smelled like bourbon instead of...well...you know....

...and finally...

Kentucky beat LSU so bad...Chris Jackson converted to Islam.

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